EthalenSkye

  Helm’s Deep Was a Mistake! To the Race of Men, in particular the citizens of Rohan: I am Grunok, Uruk-Hai, sole survivor of the fiasco at Helm’s Deep. I say fiasco because the whole thing was a misunderstanding. And you, race of Men, need to know that! Before I continue with that, I must speak about another incident. Lurtz and Ugluk. Those guys were renegades. Completely rebellious and out of control! They just scampered out of Isengard with a group of about one hundred of our boys, yelling something about Halflings prancing around out East, and about our entertainment. It is believed they got into Dad’s private stash of d